Ok, so I'm not always so serious in life as I appear on here. After reading on someone's blog that I apparently stopped playing MMORPGs to focus on this blog (um ... this blog only takes me several hours each MONTH to maintain but thanks for that), I thought: "Why NOT devote some extra time and show my feeble attempts at wisecracking?" So here it goes...

WARNING LABEL SUGGESTIONS FOR MAKERS OF MMORPGs:

WARNING: WE DO NOT GUARANTEE THAT THE WOOD ELF YOU WANT TO HOOK UP WITH IS FEMALE

WARNING: GAME IS NOT A TIME-SUSPENSION MACHINE

WARNING: REZZING PEOPLE DOES NOT MAKE YOU A BETTER PERSON

WARNING: FAMILY MAY EXPERIENCE TRAUMA WITH SUDDEN HEAD TURNING

WARNING: IF YOUR LIFE SUCKS, THIS GAME WILL NOT FIX IT (ok, this one's stolen from another blog)

Any takers?